U.S. Constitution No Longer Original Enough for New Hampshire GOP

Last seen being led by Orly Taitz in a violent insurrection to try to get Barack Obama’s name removed from the ballot, what are the Republican lawmakers of the state of New Hampshire, or as we will now call it, “the Arizona of the East Coast,” up to these days? Oh, you know, just drafting a fun bill requiring...  Read @:  Wonkette

Romney Leads in Iowa; Other GOP Idiots Promise To Burn Constitution

Uh-oh, that thing that no one thought would happen but secretly knew was going to happen has finally HAPPENED, folks: Mitt Romney is leading in a new poll out of Iowa. Great...  Read more:  Wonkette